Okay, this is the first time I’m breaking down a trailer like this and shared the things that excited me the most. Machete is a exploitation film based on a fake trailer. Directed by Robert Rodriguez. This trailer got me interested in the film.

Cast: Danny Trejo, Robert Deniro, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagle, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Mareen, Don Johnson.


So these stuff happened in the trailer, is between the time I mentioned and onwards. I posted the trailer below! Watch it and share what you think.

00:01 Danny Trejo as Machete.
00:14 The teaser poster worthy image.
00:23 The set-up.
00:30 Lies!!
00:37 What’s with that voice?!
00:40 Robert DeNiro!!!! The senator, probably behind everything.
00:49 Machete finds out that he’s screwed.
00:52 He IS screwed!
00:54 Ohmygod, two hotties!!
01:01 Ohmygod, is that Jessica Alba!? She looks…umm..great!
01:06 Michelle Rodriguez badass-ness!! No wonder I love her so much.
01:14 Cheech Mareen badass-ness. I love shotguns!!!
01:17 That’s right! That’s Lindsay Lohan in a nun’s dress! What are the odds.
01:18 Okay she might not be a nun. I should’ve seen that one coming!
01:25 Yeah! Now that’s the shit right there.
01:29 Baddy is afraid!
01:32 No Michelle, don’t do it with Machete.
01:34 Now Jessica as well?!! Machete is such a…
01:37 Introducing Don Johnson.
01:42 Yes that looks good!!! No pervs, it’s not about the ladies. Action!
01:48 Alba in shower.
01:49 Alba trying to give a speech like Will Smith, “trying” I said.
01:55 Machete vs. Steven Seagle. Now that’s supposed to be awesome.
02:01 Deniro with a gun.
02:08 A whole lotta machetes!
02:10 Throat-slashing!!! Me loves.
02:15 “But they soon realized, they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.”
02:18 Aha, now that’s why we love exploitations.
02:23 Machete. The End of the trailer.